I was being potty trained.  My parents told me that when I took a dump on the toilet to show them.  Well one Saturday afternoon I felt the urge so I went into the bathroom and did my business.  My dad was napping on the couch and my mom was out shopping or something.  Well I was all done and remembered what I was told…so not wanting to disobey I walked out into the living room and woke my dad up to show him.  You should of seen the look on his face when he realized what I was holding in my hand.  “Look daddy, I make Pooh!!!!!”  hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!